How to get hired by a French startup. No Bullshit.

How to get hired by a French startup. No Bullshit.

Ok, so before I get started, this article presupposes that you have the legal right to work in France – either you’ve got an appropriate VISA or you’re a citizen in a country in the European Union (ps: check where your grandparents were born if you don’t have the right to work in France – odds are if they’re from a European country, that country offers citizenship through birth right of a grandparent).
So, you want to work in a startup. Maybe you’re fresh off the boat, fresh out of college, or fresh out of ideas of what to do with your life. Either way, you’ve read about Zark Fuckerberg and decided “he dropped out of Harvard and made a billion dollars, why can’t I!?” Unfortunately, all those job posts on RemixJobs, Monster, and Craigslist require “confirmed” and “senior” developers in languages you didn’t even know were programming languages (Symfony? seriously, I have no idea what that is.). Maybe you have a coding background, maybe you’re like me and decided you didn’t want to code, but didn’t bother taking marketing classes in school because you thought Latin would be much more cool. You tried applying for that marketing position, but they didn’t even bother sending you the auto-reply saying they received your application. You considered going for the position for Social Media Director – after all, you’ve been using Facebook since it was only for colleges – but then the application required 5 years of social media experience (isn’t Twitter only 5 years old? WTF).

Here’s some stuff you need to know:

1. Everyone takes a pay cut – when a senior developer at Microsoft Facebook leaves to go work for a seed startup, he take a paycut. So guess what? You’re going to take a pay cut, too. You might pay rent, but you’re better off living on a friend’s couch for the first few years (especially in Paris!).
2. Everyone wants your job – right now there is a global talent drain. It’s so bad that we have pre-funding startups in Paris that are competing against each other (PS: if you have a pre-funded startup and know of another pre-funded startup in the same country as you that is a direct competitor – that’s not a competitor, that’s your co-founder(s). Call them now.)
3. You can learn how to do your job online – almost every job that a startup is looking for – iOS/Android/HTML5 developer, product designer, community manager, etc. – has a corresponding network of blogs and websites devoted to educated people doing that job how to do that job better. It’s one of the perks of being in Internet Startups. For example, I learned everything i know about Community Management from Social Media Examiner which has over 120,000 subscribers – trust me, it’s more than just sending a tweet from a company twitter account.

The Bad News.

So, if you don’t qualify for the senior-level positions, you’ve got to take a minion position and crawl your way up. The bad news is, the only minion jobs that aren’t internships are only offered from big companies, like Atos Origin and CapGemini. Even big startups like Facebook and Google only have offices in Paris for major development talent – and I doubt their doing anything other than shipping whatever Palo Alto sends their way. The other bad news is that, of course, in France, in order to do in internship, you are legally required to be a student – it’s not something businesses control. And the reason they want interns is because they pay less taxes on your salary than if you were a real employee ( I say real because the contract you sign puts you in partial responsibility of the company, and partial responsibility of your university).

The Good News.

In order to lower the unemployment rate a few years ago, the French government created a status that anyone can sign up for in 15 minutes online called Auto-Entrepreneur. This status takes you off of unemployment (benefit for the government) and creates a 1-person company out of yourself. Now you can work freelance at whatever rate you want. With this Auto-Entpreneur status, you can approach a hiring startup and say “look, would you rather some student who doesn’t care at all about your company, or someone who wants so badly to work in startups that they removed their eligibility for the ridiculously high unemployment wages paid out by the government?” Now you get the startup to pay you an adjusted salary (part-time, full-time, who cares? you’ll work there from sunrise to sunset no matter what..) so that they pay what they would have originally paid the intern and maybe even a little more, since you’re more competent and more valuable than an intern.
So go job hunting in startups – most internship positions could be filled by part-time employees anyway. Hell, you’re Freelance now, so why not pick up two or three of these internships and do them all at once!
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