{"id":624,"date":"2011-11-17T19:27:56","date_gmt":"2011-11-17T18:27:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rudebaguette.com\/?p=624"},"modified":"2019-05-17T18:23:46","modified_gmt":"2019-05-17T16:23:46","slug":"the-most-roundabout-online-dating-ive-ever-seen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rudebaguette.com\/en\/2011\/11\/the-most-roundabout-online-dating-ive-ever-seen\/","title":{"rendered":"The most roundabout online dating I&#039;ve EVER seen!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sometimes find comfort in searching the oddjobs section of Craigslist. I found my first Parisian apartment there, my current job there, and between the constant creepy requests for &#8220;food models,&#8221; I think it&#8217;s got the best gems.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-625\" title=\"WANTED  Professional Snuggler2\" src=\"http:\/\/rudebaguette.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/wanted-professional-snuggler2.png?w=300\" alt=\"Requirements: Teddy Bear-like shape\" width=\"300\" height=\"35\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is why I cracked up when I saw this post: if you&#8217;re a little sleep-deprived, it almost reads like a real job-offer, it even lists compensation as &#8220;<strong>Food and cuddles.&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>\nSo if you&#8217;re up to the task of working &#8220;for a community of young females,&#8221; I suggest you <a href=\"mailto:gigs-gkmzu-2688141081@craigslist.org\">shoot &#8217;em an email<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-626\" title=\"WANTED  Professional Snuggler\" src=\"http:\/\/rudebaguette.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/wanted-professional-snuggler.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"366\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sometimes find comfort in searching the oddjobs section of Craigslist. I found my first Parisian apartment there, my current job there, and between the constant creepy requests for &#8220;food models,&#8221; I think it&#8217;s got the best gems. This is why I cracked up when I saw this post: if you&#8217;re a little sleep-deprived, it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":77,"featured_media":64789,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"subtitle":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10564],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-tech-2"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rudebaguette.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rudebaguette.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rudebaguette.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudebaguette.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/77"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudebaguette.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudebaguette.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudebaguette.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/64789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rudebaguette.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudebaguette.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rudebaguette.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}